The late Eighties/early Nineties were a pretty good time to be the sort of kid who read encyclopedias for fun, … Read more Continue reading Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Donatello is the best turtle
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This troubled Neo Geo CD release of Shinsetsu Samurai Spirits: Bushido Retsuden marks one of the too-few occasions SNK’s well-intentioned … Read more Continue reading Shinsetsu Samurai Spirits Bushido Retsuden: Absence makes the heart grow fonder
“It was all a dream!” is usually the time-wasting rug-pull found at the unsatisfying end of a poor story, a … Read more Continue reading The Legend of Zelda Link’s Awakening: Someday, thou may recall this island…
If there’s one thing that’s always the same in every Resident Evil game, it’s change. Capcom’s survival horror series has … Read more Continue reading Resident Evil 7: That is not groovy
I was determined after the accidental skeleton-rattling therapy session that was my time with Tokimeki Memorial: Girls Side Premium Third … Read more Continue reading Tokimeki Memorial 4: Kimimi’s Social Rehabilitation: Part 2
Squaresoft released a pretty big PlayStation RPG in 1997 that you may have heard of – Final Fantasy VII – and as … Read more Continue reading Final Fantasy VII: Squaresofting the circle
I have to begin this post with an awkward confession: These days I can pretty much take or leave Pokémon … Read more Continue reading Pokemon Blue: Gotta catch ’em all! (again)
Gaming history is littered with high profile rivalries, mighty companies locked in epic battles for the hearts and souls of … Read more Continue reading Time Crisis: Fashionably late
This has scared me like nothing else I’ve written about all spooky season; it’s the one game I honestly don’t … Read more Continue reading Sonic The Hedgehog 2: Forbidden knowledge
Kimimi The Game-Eating She-Monster 